Everyone has a photographic memory. Some did not film.
Bills travel faster through the mail as checks.
shortest speeches are always shorter!
People are constipated most often the most boring!
When you do work over the next days of rest, fatigue will be overcome.
The ease of speaking is often the inability to shut up.
for Cough, Cold for all!
If you do evil ... do good ... For evil .... well done is much less painful! The
snowmen fall from heaven unassembled. Have a section
smoking in a restaurant is like having a section Pisseure in a pool!
Every day I beat my own record for number of consecutive days that I stayed alive.
It's true that if I am not someone to push me in the ass, I'm good for nothing! Signed: a suppository.
Politicians are like baby diapers: they should be changed regularly and that, for the same reasons.
Good things in life are illegal, immoral or are fattening.
Tell someone there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him that the paint is not dry and it will need to touch to be sure.
of politeness, I never leave my seat to an elderly person: it is a way to make her understand that she is still young ...
Culture is like a parachute: if it does not, it crashes.
is difficult for a pet stand out in a hot tub!
the Fight against global warming. Open our fridge!
Always finish what we co
I am proud to live in a country where you can enjoy the pleasures of the ***********, ******** * of the ********** and freedom expression.
A Chinese proverb says that when you have nothing more to say, are generally seen as a Chinese proverb ...
I think our imports come increasingly from abroad. (George W. Bush)
We just discovered that research causes cancer in rats ...
Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.
Teamwork is when everyone does what I say. Signed: the boss.
Children are like farts, it only supports its own.
Whoever quickdraw the second is a dead man.
When looking for something, it is always found explored in last place.
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two categories, and others.
Do not be irreplaceable, if you can not be replaced, you can not be promoted.
Vote for the candidate who makes you less promising. It is also one that will bring you the least frustration.
What we can blame the air-conditioned places, is that you leave them for others who are not.
Instead you complain that roses have thorns, rejoice that thorns have roses.
Every year there are more and more idiots. But this year I think the con next year are already there.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they start talking.
It is wrong to judge a man on his associates. Judas, for example, had it not best friends?
Stairs ministry is a place where people who arrive late crossing of people who leave early.
Silence is consent, it is well known ... but when you have bad breath is when you say a word that feels!
A bank lends you an umbrella when the weather is nice and you withdraw it once it starts rain.
People who say that time heals all ills are never stayed long in the waiting room of a doctor.
All extremists should be shot.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else is going so well ...
It takes two years to learn to speak, but a lifetime to learn to shut up.
An easy method for sculpting an elephant: Take a large block of marble and remove any bits that are not part of an elephant.
Man is good, but the calf is better! Signed: a cannibal.
I'm for the death penalty suspended.
September is the month or millions of happy faces, smiling, joyful, bright look to the school. It is those parents!
